Yet another corrupted wish game

[melangell]

(Anyone up for a round of currupted wishes?)


I wish I could play the piano.

[Dragncat]

I wish my sister wasn't crazy.

[Shadow]

Granted, but you go crazy. =P

I wish my hard drive wasn't about to crash.

[melangell]

Granted, but then your car crashes instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Dragncat]

Granted, but you get crazy hyper and can't sleep for a week.

I wish my crazy sister would turn purple and hang from a chandelier.

[melangell]

Granted, but it's contagious, and you catch it, and turn purple as well.

I wish my backpack was bigger.

[Dragncat]

Granted, but you shrink so that you're the size of an apple.

I wish I wasn't purple anymore.

[melangell]

Granted, but now you are green and yellow striped.

I wish I wasn't allergic to the kittens running around my house.

[Dragncat]

Granted, but now they're allergic to you.

I wish I was normal coloured again and my sister wasn't.

[~Feather~Star~]

Granted, but now your sister is lime green and she kills your eyes with ehr bright-ness.

I wish that I had a puppy.

[melangell]

Granted, but it's part werewolf, and it steals your clothes every time the moon gets full, but your mom never belives your storys about how all those tears and stains get on them...

I wish I wasn't so nervous about collage.

[Dragncat]

Granted, but now collage is nervous about you.

I wish my house was a giant sand castle.

[mistdragon]

Granted,but gaint crabs eat your hands while you sleep.

I wish I had a purple cat.

[Dragncat]

Granted, but it's a lion and you frequently find it drooling on your head or gnawing on your legs.

I wish there were no giant crabs.

[Skylark]

Granted, but you get giant lobsters instead.

I wish school didn't start so early.